When I was a teenager, I got caught three times in one year having sex in the back seat of my car with two different girls in three different cities.
The first time I had parked in a farmer’s field around midnight. My girlfriend and I were in the back seat going at it when the car was suddenly full of light; someone was pounding on the windows shining his flashlight on us yelling, "Open up. Police." The cop made us sit there in the back seat naked while he checked out our IDs while his partner was shining his flashlight on us. In this day and age the girl probably would have gone to jail, I was only 16 and she was in her 20s. They let us go with a warning not to trespass on posted land again.
The second time my new girlfriend and I were driving to a different parking spot when we got pulled over for sitting to close together. He checked my ID then told us if we needed to be that close together to find a parking spot. We drove to my favorite parking spot and we were going at it when the lights yelling and pounding started again.
This time they had us put our clothes then told me to find another city to park in, then let us go. We were both 17.
About a month later the same girlfriend and I were parked in a lover’s lane getting it on when a bunch of cop cars pulled in to the far side of the parking lot with their lights and sirens going. We finished doing what we were doing, got dressed climbed over the seat. Cleaned the steam off the car windows and started the motor, I was putting the car in gear when I saw a cop running towards us yelling at me to shut the motor off. Two other cops pulled a kid out from under my car. After they took him away the cop told me that they had raided a beer party and saw the guy run away but did not know where he was until I started the car. I wonder how many times the guy has told people the story about hiding under a car that was bouncing up and down while the cops were looking for him.
2/4/13
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