Monday, April 1, 2013

House Cleaning by Will Stanton


   What to do on the first day of April when it’s raining outside, and there’s no indication that it will let up any time soon. It’s tempting just to lie in bed and listen to the rain on the window panes; but I know that I’ve been neglecting house cleaning for far too long, and I better get up and make a stab at it. No house elves come in here, and it won’t get done just by itself.

   Of course, I first have to fortify myself with some hot tea and cinnamon scones. Then, once I’ve mustered the courage, where to start? I have just ninety minutes before I have to be at class, so I better hurry.

   Probably the most neglected spot of all, under the bed. The dirty shoes I keep under my bed didn’t help matters either. There must have been three months of dried mud under there. That’s what I get from tromping around outside in the wet and especially in the dark when I can’t see the puddles so well. I’ve noticed that the others generally don’t have very muddy shoes, but then, they don’t have special reasons to be out and around as I often do. So, I have to clean the shoes as well as under the bed.

   By now, I’m sure those rare books that I sneaked from the restricted section over term and hidden under the bed have accumulated a lot of dust. I can see that they are being kept company by piles of dusty-bunnies. And, I’m absolutely not going to use my broom; that would be an inexcusable misuse. I’ll have to fetch a house-cleaning broom from the cupboard. And, as far as the books, I can return them easily to the restricted section without being seen. 

   Once I’ve returned the books, I can put away my cloak and try to figure out what to do with that sweater that’s been hanging on the bedpost for the last two weeks, the hand-made one with the big “H” embroidered on the chest. By now, the pumpkin juice probably has had a chance to be adsorbed and harden. The House laundry takes care of my usual clothes but not something special like a wool sweater. I don’t have a bottle of Woolite, but I’m sure I can come up with something similar. I didn’t go to Potions Class for nothing.

   That took a lot of scrubbing, but the sweater looks clean now. There must be an easier way of doing that; there’s bound to be a method of doing it in just a flash…and not remove the sweater at the same time. Maybe I’ll learn that next year.

   My desk is an absolute mess, too. Those little blue booklets we are required to write in are a pain. If I make too many mistakes on a page or change what I want to write, then I have to rip the page out, leaving ragged bits on the inseam and shreds around my desk. By the end of term, the desk and floor look as though Scabbers was over on my side of the room and shredded all the papers he could find.

   And, the ink’s worse. It ends up all over my desk. Why we have to write with quills I’ll never now. They make a bloody mess, and my writing looks like owl-scratchings. I already figured out in first-year how to concoct something to take all that ink off the desk. Of course, my first attempt wasn’t so good: the potion took the finish off, too. Fortunately, I also already had learned how to reverse that.

   I really don’t mind cleaning Hedwig’s cage. Hedwig is very special; and, besides, the cage is small. Plus, Hedwig spends a lot of time either out-of-doors or up in the tower. I’m just glad I don’t have to clean the tower. From the looks of it, no one has, at least not for a few hundred years.

   Actually, there’s not much to clean with those few special things that I carry with me all the time. There’s one that I keep slipping in and out of my pocket, so it never has a chance to become dirty. Of course once in first-year, I had to clean off a troll bogey. That was rather disgusting.

   I’ve never let on, but I actually prefer to do my own house cleaning in my little area. It’s not really very much to do. More importantly, that way, no one will have a chance to discover where I hide certain things that could turn out to be rather embarrassing, especially a few photographs that I sneaked from the boys’ bath. I took those photos of Draco after I figured out why he always seemed so up-tight and angry around me. It turns out that he actually does not hate me. Instead, one night when I was sneaking back unseen from the restricted area, I discovered Draco in a dark corner of the hallway, whispering to Goyle. Knowing that they could not see me, I slipped quietly close-by to hear what he was saying; and that’s when I found out that Draco has a crush on me. So apparently, the only way that he could express his attraction to me without others ridiculing him was to express it defensively as anger and disdain. Once I understood, I was intrigued. And, that’s when I sneaked into the bath unseen and took the photos of Draco for me to keep. And, that’s why I keep them hidden. And, that’s why I do my own house cleaning.


© 04/01/2013

About the Author


I have had a life-long fascination with people and their life stories.  I also realize that, although my own life has not brought me particular fame or fortune, I too have had some noteworthy experiences and, at times, unusual ones.  Since I joined this Story Time group, I have derived pleasure and satisfaction participating in the group.  I do put some thought and effort into my stories, and I hope that you find them interesting.
 

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