Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Camping by Will Stanton


I am one of those fortunate people who grew up in an era that was not overwhelmed, as we appear to be now-days, with digital technology.  We found ways of entertaining ourselves and choosing enjoyable activities that were more natural.  Camping was one of those.

My mother and father thought that camping was a good way to spend summer vacations.  Part of that stemmed from the fact that we did not have much money and were not well-healed enough to take world cruises, go to luxury resorts, or stay in fancy hotels.  My father was able to pick up some army-surplus camping supplies, all of it rather primitive by today's camping standards.  He bought a heavy-canvas tent, big enough to stand up in and to hold the five of us.  He bought five army cots made of heavy oak supports and canvas.  We had a gas Coleman lantern that, when lit, hissed and provided us with plenty  of light.  We had a plywood icebox that he made, lined with Celotex for insulation.

So for several summers, we traveled in our station wagon to various states in central, north, and eastern U.S., setting up camp in preselected campsites.  Undoubtedly, these travels sparked my love of nature that has lasted all my life.

Unlike many other boys who found enjoyable experiences camping through joining the Cub Scouts, Boys Scouts, or (as portrayed in the movie “Moonlight Kingdom”) the Khaki Scouts, my brief participation in the scouts included almost no camping trips.  I don't recall whether our local troops just did not offer that many trips, or if my mother just did not bother to sign me up.  As a consequence, I missed out on some scouting experiences, enjoyable or less so, that many other boys have had.

I do recall that one of the older boys, seventeen-year-old Bruce, apparently was very proud of his developing masculinity, which was expressed in his being the hairiest individual I ever had seen, to that date, outside of a zoo.  Between his questionable personality, very chunky build, rather common features, and a mat of black hair covering almost the entirety of his body, I did not find him to be a particularly attractive person.

Bruce was noted for two exceptional habits while on camping trips.  One was that he prided himself on carrying with him a battery-pack and electric razor to mow each morning the inevitable black stubble on his face.  The other habit, which to this day I have not been able to explain, was that he liked to spend the night in his sleeping bag nude.  Boys being boys, neither of these facts went unobserved.  And boys being who they are, they decided to play a practical joke on Bruce.  All they had to do was hook up his electric razor to his battery-pack, slip it down into his sleeping back, turn it on, and then shout, “Snake!  Snake!” 

Bruce, waking up to the warning shouts, along with the buzz and vibration down in his sleeping bag, naturally panicked.  Terrified, and struggling to extricate himself from the sleeping bag, Bruce quickly wiggled out of the bag, stood up, and without stopping to further assess the situation, took off running into the woods.  It took a while for the boys to coax Bruce back into the camp.  He was relieved but also irritated to find that there never was a snake in his sleeping bag.  He was even more irritated with the new Indian name that the boys assigned to him, “Running Bare.”

© 23 January 2014    


About the Author 

 I have had a life-long fascination with people and their life stories.  I also realize that, although my own life has not brought me particular fame or fortune, I too have had some noteworthy experiences and, at times, unusual ones.  Since I joined this Story Time group, I have derived pleasure and satisfaction participating in the group.  I do put some thought and effort into my stories, and I hope that you find them interesting.

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