Monday, February 13, 2017

When Things Don't Work, by Ricky


I suppose I should begin with When I Don't Work.  As a boy and teen, I was in a perpetual state of work avoidance.  It didn't matter if it was chores at home or homework for school, I did not want to do it.  When Mom asked me to do the vacuuming and dishes, I would do the vacuuming but would delay doing the dishes until it was very late and I had to go to bed before school the next day.  As for the homework, I did do that, but procrastinated as long as possible.

The skill of procrastination did not serve me well when I attended Sacramento State College right out of high school in 1966.  My English 101 class introduced me to adult fantasy novels.  The professor told us that his professional colleagues thought he was crazy to teach his selected book of ‟trash” as English Literature.  Our professor told us that we would be reading and discussing the story because it was the up-and-coming genre of literature.  He was so very correct as the book we studied is Tolkien's Lord of the Rings.  I got so involved in the story that I neglected most of my studies for two weeks and got so far behind I was demoralized and so went on academic probation at the end of the semester.  I then did not even try the next semester so I flunked out of my first year of college.  I was still very immature.

After losing my academic deferment, I managed to join the Air Force to avoid being drafted into the Army or Marine Corps.  I worried about the draft for nothing.  While I was attending Air Force basic training, I received my draft notice—for the Navy.

The Air Force was good for me.  It gave me a safe place to finish growing up and also taught me team work, skill with administrative work, a bit of self-discipline, kept me out of Vietnam, and even paid me to learn.  Who could have asked for more?  After three years with my assigned unit, I was selected to set up a newly organized squadron's administrative section for the squadron commander and first sergeant.  It turned out that I really must have been a good worker as I was given two medals for the work I did throughout my enlisted time.

I continued to work until a couple of years following my wife's passing.  Then my depression was so bad I reverted back to my youth and avoided work whenever possible.  Then after ten-years of self-pity, I began to come alive again and sought out things to do that were not work but mostly recreation.  I do have modest financial stability through the VA, Civil Service retirement, and Social Security but I needed to supplement my income a little bit, so after a two-year search, I finally landed a position as a cashier in an adult video store where I worked from 1 August 2012 through June 2016.

Now when things other than me don't work, I react totally different.  My behavior divides according to specific scenarios.  The first is, if the not-working thing is my property and can be fixed.  If I can fix it, I will try and do so.  If I cannot fix it, I send it to or call in a repairman.  If that is not possible, I will replace it or do without.

Second scenario is where the not-working thing is a large project, if it is to be fixed, such as replacing the floor and wall tile in a bathroom.  When I was in my 20's, Deborah and I did just that.  I know exactly how much work it was.  At my age now, I am totally against do-it-yourself projects.  If it isn’t broken, don't fix it.  If it is broken, call in an expert repair person and pay the price.

The third scenario consists of not-working things that I have no direct control over.  The prime example of this is Republican obstructionism in Congress for the past six-plus years, known to me as the Bonner Do Nothing Republican Congress.  The only thing I can do about that is vote and write letters.  Another example is potholes in city or county roads.  I can notify the authorities where the potholes are but nothing is done.  Then there are the roads which are repaved and repainted and 3 to 6-months later, dug up to replace water or sewer lines.  The powers that be don't coordinate getting the underground work done before the repaving, so streets are often disrupted longer than necessary.

My number one pet peeve I believe falls into the category of things that don't work. The movie and theater industry repeatedly miscast actors in their productions.  Specifically, beginning with Maude Adams, productions of Peter Pan have featured women in the title role.  Barrie's manuscripts clearly indicate that Peter was small and still had all his baby teeth.  He was not an adult woman or a teen-age boy.  At least Walt Disney used a 12-year old Bobby Driscoe as the model for the Disney animators; he just used the wrong aged model.  This past week there was another made for TV broadcast production, Peter Pan Live, staring yet another adult female as Peter.  I am sure it was a good performance, although I did not watch it.  Not to take anything away from the actress and other cast members, the performance was still a travesty.  The casting system is broken and does not work with regards to Peter Pan and I am powerless to do anything but complain.  Very frustrating for me as Peter Pan is my all-time favorite prepubescent story from childhood.

Anyone who has seen the musical Oliver, knows there are many talented youngsters who can sing and dance.  If you search YouTube, you can find videos of the search for and training of the actors who ended up playing Billy Elliott in the American version stage play.  It is nearly unbelievable the amount of talent children have.  There is absolutely no reason to keep casting adult women as Peter.

Fortunately, someone has finally come along to end my frustration.  While in a movie theater this past week, I saw a preview of a new Peter Pan movie to be released in the summer of 2015 titled, Pan.  The role of Pan finally has been assigned to a young boy, one more closely age appropriate and accurate to the original story.  The story itself is another prequel, but I don't care about that.  I just want to see a more realistic Peter Pan.  So for me, I can see that someone in the movie industry is actually trying to make literary accurate movies whose cast actually resembles the characters in the novels.

Just because some things don't work, doesn't mean that someone cannot begin to fix them.  Maybe there is hope for Congress too.

© 7 December 2014 / revised 3 Feb 2017

About the Author 

I was born in June of 1948 in Los Angeles, living first in Lawndale and then in Redondo Beach.  Just prior to turning 8 years old in 1956, I was sent to live with my grandparents on their farm in Isanti County, Minnesota for two years during which time my parents divorced.

When united with my mother and stepfather two years later in 1958, I lived first at Emerald Bay and then at South Lake Tahoe, California, graduating from South Tahoe High School in 1966.  After three tours of duty with the Air Force, I moved to Denver, Colorado where I lived with my wife and four children until her passing away from complications of breast cancer four days after the 9-11-2001 terrorist attack.

I came out as a gay man in the summer of 2010.   I find writing these memories to be therapeutic.

My story blog is: TheTahoeBoy.Blogspot.com

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