Parental Warnings, by Phillip Hoyle

A sunny day with warm air at the municipal park; picnic weather for sure. I was eating a sandwich when my dad said with some feeling, “Phillip, don’t move.”

“Why?” I asked nervously fearing a snake might be coiling ready to strike.

“It’s a bee. It’s landed on your shirt,” my dad said calmly. “I’ll get it.” And he did, swatting it away.

That experience was about as urgent as my parents’ warnings ever got for we lived a very calm life. I’m sure they asked me to watch when I crossed the street and the like, but there were no dire warnings that I remember. I just lived through my nineteen-fifties’ childhood in a kind of Eden. All seemed so stable.

Although my parents didn’t preach much at us kids, they did discipline. There were spankings. Surely these originated as hand slaps on tiny butts, but were administered through the clothing. I do recall mother’s house slipper once when three of us kids were getting to be too much. We had been fighting among ourselves. Perhaps the noise level had got too high, so the three of us were instructed to lean over the couch cushion, our hinies in the air. I whispered to my youngest sister not to cry. We both knew our other sister would cry to high heaven. We tittered to one another and in so doing we realized the slipper didn’t hurt all that much anyway. I suspect mom had to suppress her laughter as well. I don’t remember her ever spanking us again as if she realized the hopelessness of it all.

My dad was another matter. He was larger, stronger. Sometimes he used his belt. The only spanking from him I clearly remember was when I was just a little too old, maybe twelve. I had been acting up in front of his parents and may have embarrassed him. He was angry, took me to the next room, pulled off his belt, and let me have it. I deeply resented this spanking, the last one he ever gave me. I suspect he embarrassed himself by giving it. Perhaps his dad told him I was too old or he just figured it out himself. All the spankings were immediate responses to small infractions and rarely were attached to rants or sermons.

From my parents I received no dramatic warnings about the larger issues of life. I suppose they were watching us five kids and wanted us to avoid problems, but they may have been more concerned for the other four, my sisters. Being a boy, I got away with more with my parents, but of course not with my sisters. Perhaps the folks were just saving their breath. Although I don’t recall any overt warnings or sermons, I realize I got some anyway. Mostly these were realizations from what I experienced at home.

* Don‘t exasperate others with your behavior.

* Don’t embarrass people in power in front of their superiors.

* Don’t embarrass your children with your discipline.

One result was that I didn’t give warnings to my kids except those common ones to pay attention while driving, and so forth, the same ones my dad gave me when he was teaching me to drive.

Other teachings I got came from the established and predictable schedule of family life. For instance, take sheets off the bed each Monday morning and drop them over the banister onto mom’s head when we called her. Other responsibilities I was expected to perform included doing yard work, carrying out and burning the trash, cleaning up after meals, keeping an acceptable level of personal cleanliness, participating in family activities, and keeping up grades in school. It was as if not to do these things would somehow bode ill. Still, such warnings were never preached.

I credit my parents. For whatever reasons, they did well tolerating one another and five kids in a small house and later in a larger one. They gave independence to five rather independent-thinking offspring. They doled out simple immediate punishments in predictable and appropriate ways. Mostly they lived consistent lives and reared five children who also have found it easy to accept responsibility, to provide appropriate leadership, to like themselves and others, and to enjoy the many opportunities life proffers. And my parents did it all without leveling dire warnings and with a mainly calm style and loving attitude.

I sometimes got advice when I asked but it wasn’t preached. They gave me insight into problems and people. They gave me skills for dealing with life. They gave me the stability to live my own life. I remember when Dad drove me to the eye doctor to get my first prescription glasses, and I still wear the rosy-tinted pair my mother provided me.

© 1 April 2012

About the Author

Phillip Hoyle lives in Denver and spends his time writing, painting, and socializing. In general he keeps busy with groups of writers and artists. Following thirty-two years in church work and fifteen in a therapeutic massage practice, he now focuses on creating beauty. He volunteers at The Center leading the SAGE program “Telling Your Story.”

He also blogs at artandmorebyphilhoyle.blogspot