Wednesday, June 26, 2013

All About the Wonderful World of Fact(s) by Jon Krey



To begin with I’ve never seen a fact that is, in fact, a fact. Factually there are always questions about facts and that’s a fact.

As a matter of fact I dealt with facts back when I was working. Facts are a necessity in my former fact laced field.
However, I’m never sure about the facts either. Once while depending on some facts to be sent by fax I found that the fax didn’t get… the…facts….to me in time to present the… uhh…facts… printed by the fax. This didn’t sit well with the court who needed the facts from the fax factually so I could present these….same …facts….to the court since those…. facts …which determined the factual decision made by the  judge…who…would…judge the…facts…

He already knew that most facts are NOT factual anyway and so when the fax failed to submit…these….facts for me he’d already made up his mind based on what he knew about…the… facts…and made the proper decision based on the facts, or lack of facts as he knew those… facts… to… be?!

Therefore, in the end not having the facts because the damned fax machine didn’t work…was, was …….faxually…nonfactual…….

Oh, factity factity, factity, fax! I’m losing my faxing mind so JUST FACT or FAX IT! I don’t care!!!!! I’m sick to death of “facts” sent by fax and nothing but the….f,f,f,f,f.

Forget it! I already have.  Shit!


© 29 April 2013


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"I'm just a guy from Tulsa (God forbid). So overlook my shortcomings, they're an illusion."








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